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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can☆*
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☆☆╰♡╮FUNNY MEANINS…CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013 THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL PICTURE....
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SINGLE Is NOT A Status...
Its A Word That Best Describes
A Person Who Is Strong
Enough To Live 'n Enjoy Life
Without Depending On Others
Good Noon friends & take care
صباحكم ورود مزهره ..ورياحين منتشيه .. وعصافير مغرده ..وسماء صافيه كصفاء قلوبكم ونقاءها ..صباحكم نسمات صبح نقيه .. تأخذ أنفاسنا برائحتها الزكيه .. وتملأنا حبا وأملا وصبرا ورضا وبسمات على الوجوه ودعوات صادقه صافيه من قلوب بيضاء نقيه .... أسعد الله صباحكم
